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| 08.05.04 (7:27 am) [edit] |
Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton were on
a ship that hit a iceberg.
Ford screamed, "What should we do?"
Reagan said, "Ask Nancy."
Bush screamed, "Man the lifeboats,"
Carter said, "Women and children first!"
Nixon said, "Screw the women and children."
Clinton asked, "Do you think we have the time?"
LIttle Johnny went into a toy store. He took a toy plane and
gave the clerk fake money. The clerk told him, "Hey you, this
ain't real money." Little Johnny did not reply and continued to
walk out the store.
The clerk yelled at Little Johnny again, "Hey you, this ain't
real money." Little Johnny continued out the store.
The clerk ran after Little Johnny and told him again, "This
ain't real money." Little Johnny finally replied, "And this
ain't a real plane."
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| How To Say "I Love Good Charlotte" In 81 Different |
| 07.21.04 (6:59 am) [edit] |
How To Say "I Love Good Charlotte" In 81 Different Languages
1. African - Ons liefde Good Charlotte
2. Basque - Maite Good Charlotte
3. Belgian - ik hou van Good Charlotte
4. Bosnian - a Volim Good Charlotte
5. Brahui - Ik Good Charlotte
6. Breton - Me kared Good Charlotte
7. Bulgarian - Az liubov Good Charlotte
8. Burmese - Good Charlotte ro tet khayat tae
9. Chewa - Inga kond Good Charlotte
10. Cheyenne - Nemehotatse Good Charlotte
11. Chinese - wo aie Good Charlotte
12. Creole - Mwen renmen Good Charlotte
13. Czech - Good Charlotte a te miluju
14. Danish - Jeg elske Good Charlotte
15. Dutch - Ik houd van Good Charlotte
16. English - I love Good Charlotte ( the only way I can say it! lol)
17. Esperato - Mi amo Good Charlotte
18. Filipino - Mahal ko Good Charlotte
19. Finnish - Me rakastaa Good Charlotte
20. French - J'aime Good Charlotte
21. German - Ich liebe Good Charlotte
22. Gevove - Diaka Good Charlotte
23. Greek - Dikos mou agapo Good Charlotte
24. Hawaiian - Auaua Aloha Good Charlotte
25. Hebrew - Ani Ohevet et Good Charlotte
26. Hmong - Kuv hlub Good Charlotte
27. Hungarian - Szeretem Good Charlotte
28. Icelandic - Gelska Good Charlotte
29. Indian - Good Charlotte main tumse pyar karti houn
30. Indonesian - Cya cinta Good Charlotte
31. Ingush - So dez Good Charlotte
32. Inuktitut - Naglikpok Good Charlotte
33. Irish - Ta gra agam le Good Charlotte
34. Italian - Amo Good Charlotte
35. Japanese - Good Charlotte ga dai suki
36. Korean - Good Charlotte euh sa rang hae
37. Kurdish - Min hez le Good Charlotte
38. Latin - Amo Good Charlotte
39. Lucum - Mo fe Good Charlotte
40. Luganda - Nge gala Good Charlotte
41. Malaysian - Saya suka Good Charlotte
42. Maliseet - Ksiyaqsu Good Charlotte
43. Maltese - Yien habb Good Charlotte
44. Mambwe - Na cikunzi Good Charlotte
45. Maori - Aroha Good Charlotte
46. Mpongwe - Tonda Good Charlotte
47. Norwegian - Jeg elsker Good Charlotte
48. Olkola - Ay ambom Good Charlotte
49. Pali - Aha rga Good Charlotte
50. Phone language - 4-5683-4663-242756883 (Someone try phoning it to see what happens!)
51. Pidgin - I ste lu da kine Good Charlotte
52. Pig Latin - Ihay uvlay Good Charlotte
53. Polish - Ja kochac Good Charlotte
54. Portuguese - Eu amo os Good Charlotte
55. Potawatomi - Nin yayenon Good Charlotte
56. Rasta - Iman love Good Charlotte
57. Romanian - Eua iubi Good Charlotte
58. Sanskrit - Bhaje Good Charlotte
59. Serbian - Mi ljubav Good Charlotte
60. Slovak - Ja lska Good Charlotte
61. Spanish - Yo amo a Good Charlotte
62. Sranan - Mi lobi Good Charlotte
63. Sudovian - As ml Good Charlotte
64. Swahili - Mimi penda Good Charlotte
65. Swedish - Jag Älskar Good Charlotte
66. Tagalog - Mahal ko si Good Charlotte
67. Taino - Nanichi Good Charlotte
68. Taiwanese - Good Charlotte wa aie
69. Thae Jiew - Ooua sia Good Charlotte
70. Thai - Chan rak Good Charlotte
71. Tsalagi - Agigohv Good Charlotte
72. Turkish - Seni seviyorum Good Charlotte
73. Turkmen - Men soygi Good Charlotte
74. Urdu - Mae yaari Good Charlotte
75. Vietnamese - Ti yu Good Charlotte
76. Welsh - Fi caru Good Charlotte
77. Wollof - Bgg Good Charlotte
78. Xhosa - Ndiyakuthanda Good Charlotte
79. Gibberish - ither-I Lither-ove Good Charlotte
80. Russian - Ya lublu Good Charlotte
81. Giberish - Guta I Guta ove Guta ood Guta arlotte
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| guinea pig problem |
| 07.20.04 (7:25 am) [edit] |
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We decided to get another guinea pig since my sisters had been getting a little lonely, and I had wanted one too. So today we drove up to petco and bought a guinea pig. I was really excited but we had been warned that since they were both males they might fight. When we got home we took the two pets and put them on the trampoline. We let them try to get to know eachother before we put them in the cage, so the older guinea pig, Hairy, would not get territorial. Well instead of that and instead of fighting, Hairy went right up to my new guinea pig, Patches, and started humping it! I was appaled really, I mean I know that men have the natural want of sex, but to do it to another male? My mom thought it was a normal animal reaction so we let it go on. I kept splitting them up though. My poor pet was in shock of what he was witnessing, while the other was purring and cooing and having the time of his life. My sister kept saying that she didn't want to have a gay guinea pig. So I put them together once more after quite a bit of time, and Hairy keeps humping mine, finally after 5 seconds of being on him he ejaculated. It was very gross. It immediatly hardened too. All over poor pathches fur. Guess what I've been doing the past hour? Cleaning sperm out of my pet. This has a been a very disturbing and very weird day for me. If your reading this and you know anything about guinea pigs can you comment on my pigs reaction? I still have 15 days to return it to the pet store if things do not work out.
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